Minger

Someone who fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

You're a minger!
Shut up, you minger!
get out of my face, minger!
Mingeeeeeerrrrrrr!!!

by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005

minger tard

Someone who is really pretty stupid and not the best looking . Usually lacking in hygiene . Often under the illusion that they are hotter and smarter than they actually are. see minger and tard

look at Tammy , she's such a minger tard

by jennyb February 11, 2008

diamond miner's pick axe

Yet another slang term for erection. When the man-meat is as hard as the tool used by a diamond miner to cut through rocks.

Dude 1: "Did you see the ass on that chick? Huh, huh? I was hard as a diamond miner's pick axe!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006

minners

A small fish used as live bait. Also known as a minnow.

Jason went down to the creek to catch some minners.

by Mike Payne March 5, 2008

Minerva

When someone or something gets "on your nerves". Often used to indicate an extreme dislike or distaste for the subject.

May be shortened in slang by saying 'nerva. Same usage applies.

I don't feel like going to class today, school is Minerva.

"Ryan, you are Minerva!"

by CHj (aka J-lo) October 20, 2008

manjer

alternate slang for "sandy vag".
used to describe a woman that seems to have sand in her vagina.

"go do the dishes you dirty manjer!"

by laloooootj85 February 27, 2007

minerd

When someone calls you on the phone and you hit the silent button becuase you do not want to talk to them and are pretending to not get the call or not have service.

Oh god tom is calling me again im jsut gonna minerd him.

by kakakaka G August 12, 2007