text mileage

when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.

Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?

Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month

Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch

Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)

by rick fooey March 8, 2010

motor mile

A mile stretch of auto dealerships in South Austin, TX on IH-35.

The traffic is backed up southbound on the motor mile.

by MarkusP February 15, 2013

0 Mileage

A 0 mileage is the perfect women who ticks every box. They have no bodies to their name and are loyal to the soil and aren’t like 99% of women in todays world. All 0 mileages have no previous owners meaning you’re the first and likely their last. When speaking to a 0 mileage it’s difficult as they are rare to come across and even rarer to win… 0 mileages are always 10/10 too.

She’s 0 mileage man you can tell stays at home and just gets money.

by HM____ November 9, 2022

5 mile babe

A girl who looks good from a distance, but is fugly up close.

I was cruising by the club, but I kept going because they were all 5 mile babes. Man, that sucked.

by Sac guy May 31, 2005

a mile wide and an inch deep

said of a person's knowledge, intelligence or, in some cases, opinion. put another way, you're saying the person knows a lot about everything, but nothing about a given topic.

"That Sarah Palin sure knows foreign policy!"
"She's all talking points. Her knowledge is a mile wide and an inch deep."

by OuLiPo February 27, 2010

mildmay

A small country town in Ontario Canada full of inbred hicks. Although their minor hockey teams are good, doesn't change the fact that their parents are cousins.

"Hey I just found out my parents are brother and sister"

"Well, you are from Mildmay"

Mildmay sucks

by Hemgro2 May 4, 2015

9 Mile

9 Mile is a road that is one mile north of and runs parallel to the infamous "8 Mile Road" east to west throughout Metro Detroit, and yes, in some places just one little mile north of Detroit, which borders 8 Mile. Where it runs through the Detroit suburb of Farmington and Farmington Hills, it is especially ghetto, being home to many working class families and retirement homes. We rep it hard.

Shit me and J were posted up at the 7-11 at 9 Mile and Farmington slangin rocks n shit the parkin' lot then the PoPo came and made us get dip or else they were gona take us down for loitering dawg!

by stupidwhitekidwithadirtstache November 25, 2013