Microwave-behavior

When someone is teasing you sexually but has no intent to have sex with you.

I like to talk about sex with you and sextexting (but I've absolutely no interest to have real sex with you). This is how I express my microwave-behavior.

by Gon69 January 19, 2020

microwaveable

when someone’s so cute and lovable and endearing you could just microwave them

will byers from stranger things is so microwaveable

by midnightsage August 20, 2022

30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

Microwave

Out of space life form with a small one eyed willy

That Microwave is a hoe

by Microhello guy November 12, 2021

Unplug the microwave

Kill yourself

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.

by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022

Microwave

Term used to describe the radiation from 5g Towers.

They built a new 5g tower in my neighborhood, it's a microwave.

by Z0dia December 4, 2022

microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo

Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?

by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022