michael or mike they are jerks. they might care about you at first but turn on you and move to the next person.
Girl 1:why are you crying?
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl 3: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to trust them! they break hearts!
Girl 2:did you date another michael?
Girl 3: yes...
Girl 1:i told you not to trust them! they break hearts!
by mylunatuna July 30, 2012
Get the michaelmug. An online term used to describe a homosexual new to the gay community. Newcomers are named 'Michael's.' Terminology used frequently in gay chat rooms. This term would be applied to males whom appear more feminine in personality or appearance. Can also be applied to transgenders.
We welcomed 'Michael' into our community.
by TxTnks November 10, 2007
Get the michaelmug. The ugliest human being ALIVE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!
Becky: omg I saw Michaels face roday
Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay
Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!
Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay
Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!
by manny1222333 December 13, 2010
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is literally Hitler
by MickleAFuckinPickle August 5, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Always the smart one. People think he’s just annoying. That he’s just an attention seeker. He’s not. You get to know him, you fall for him. Not in love. No. He pulls people down with him. He’s a genius. He truly is. He’s mind is shattered, filled with broken thoughts that he can’t control. He doesn’t love. He sees people as chunks of hydrogen and carbon. He’s the one who doesn’t give a fuck bout his looks. He’s the guy who’s words hurt the most. He says he hates you and the next day he asks you to hang out like nothing happened. Yeah he means the stuff he says as a joke. It’s not funny to you tho. Michael.I wouldn’t wanna have his mind. His problems are not “having a bad hair day, getting bad grades, fighting his parents”. His problems are his thoughts. About the world, society, freedom, and point of life. He’s the guy that will tell you
“Sink. Sink down with society. Sink into your doom. Sink to your death. Sink to your eternity. Forever trying to swim up.”
He’s the narcissist. He’s the crazy one. He’s the only one who understands your pain. And he’s the one you’ll fall for. And you won’t be able to decide if it’s love, pain or pity.
“Sink. Sink down with society. Sink into your doom. Sink to your death. Sink to your eternity. Forever trying to swim up.”
He’s the narcissist. He’s the crazy one. He’s the only one who understands your pain. And he’s the one you’ll fall for. And you won’t be able to decide if it’s love, pain or pity.
You: you helped me more than my therapist.
Michael: how? I do nothing. I sink people down with me without a plan. And it doesn’t help. It’s purely selfish.
Or
Someone: I don’t recommend getting deep with Michael.
You: But he’s the only one who understands me.
Michael: how? I do nothing. I sink people down with me without a plan. And it doesn’t help. It’s purely selfish.
Or
Someone: I don’t recommend getting deep with Michael.
You: But he’s the only one who understands me.
by Janice<3 May 10, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a guy to know. When he comes to your mind, you suddenly can’t stop smiling. He is good looking, attractive and pretty cute. He is also a very caring person and hates to see people he loves being down. He does everything to put a smile on your face, even on your saddest days. He can’t sleep until he makes sure that you are okay (sometimes forgets himself). He puts his whole heart into everything he does. He drives you crazy when you are together, but when he leaves you miss him like you haven’t seen him in a year. He is respectful, sweet and loyal. Even though he is weird, you can’t but love him. All in all Michael is beyond perfect.
Girl: ,Michael is so perfect. I hope he doesn’t have a girlfriend.‘
Me: ,Unfortunately, he does (wildly pointing fingers at myself).‘
Me: ,Unfortunately, he does (wildly pointing fingers at myself).‘
by Quatschkopf December 7, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
by Rootwalla March 27, 2022
Get the Michaelmug.