Michael

Michael is the best boyfriend ever. He is super super cute. He is also the perfect height. His hands are so fucking perfect just like his personality. His touch and attention is addictive, like a drug. He will make you super happy. Michael makes your depression go away.

random bitch: I think I like Michael..

me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat

by Mk <3 January 1, 2022

Michael

michael gets laid a lot

"did michael get laid"
"yes, michael did get laid"

by I-Get-Laid April 6, 2021

Michael

A very horny guy who constantly tells people how horny he is.

“Hey Michael just sent me a text saying he’s unbelievably hard rn”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”

by LeeLeif February 3, 2023

Michael

Someone who is specifically 5’4, has a big dick, and never goes outside.

If you never see him outside, he’s a Michael.

by FalseSketch October 18, 2020

Michael

He is loyal and brave. He will follow the ones he loves to the very end. He's quiet and collected and doesnt care much about popularity or money yet is often stubborn and blames himself for everything. To him everything is his fault in some way and he may be strong but can be hurt by the few he lets close to him. He is brave in a way no one sees. He fears like all men but is fearless when it comes to helping someone else or protecting the ones he loves.

Is your boyfriend a michael?! Wow you should feel safe!

by Theleft August 1, 2020

Michael

The best name

Michael

by ATAS January 17, 2021

Michael

Michael is a really nice guy and is a gamer he is pretty athletic and a great guy to be around he is a little annoying around people and when he doesn’t get his way the will get mad. He is pretty cute and attractive and amazing.

Hi Michael, hey wassup

by abclick me November 9, 2020