AP Physics C: Mechanics

A class where you realize you're stupid as fuck compared to everyone else. This is also one of the first classes where the grading is different compared to the usual US Grading System. It's college level intro class to mechanical physics, usually taken by Juniors and Seniors in High School but nobody really gives a fuck about that unless if you're some soulless college admission dude.
"Hey dude what science class are you taking this year?" - John
"I'm taking AP Physics C: Mechanics, I heard its easy" - Jerry
"W...Where'd you hear that from...?" - John
"Uh... some Sophomore that already took AP Calc BC" - Jerry (He's about to fucking fail)
by TheEskimo747 December 17, 2023
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mechanical circumsition

when a girl or boy with braces gives you a blowjob and they excessively rip of your foreskin and drink the blood
hmmmm kai it looks quite tight let me give you a mechanical circumsition
by suspicius December 10, 2024
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Quantum Dick Mechanics

The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.

The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.
by FrostieCooky July 03, 2019
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Mechanical Rooster

When there is a room full of hens and one of them has a strap on is known as the Mechanical Rooster.
John got pegged so hard by that mechanical rooster last night!
by Fagams Hero June 06, 2021
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mechanical welfare

Crypto currency electricity profit and the care of equipment . Please note the moral purchase of the product must have some bearing on the use of it despite purchase else money's worthless.
I must get to work or home to my rig the mechanical welfare sits rotting like stig
by Smarrf March 14, 2018
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onion mechanic

A suburban thug with an uptight name like Camden or Vaughn who still lives this his or her parents despite having graduated high school years ago.
Is he STILL going to high school parties? What an onion mechanic.
by mechanic police August 14, 2008
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Gacha Mechanics

Greedy game company: I-It's not gambling, i-i-i'ts uhh, gacha mechanics!!!111!!!!!!111!111!1 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Normal person: My man Gacha mechanics and gambling are literally the same.
by somebody10291029102 June 05, 2022
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