A bounch of trash talking fuckers who lose jobs because they can not withstand fighting at work, party animals that have vodka with their coffee. They smoke the good shit. They throw parties thinking their the shit when in reality their parties suck ass!!
by Kodysucksballs11 December 19, 2017

by I. M. Spooky February 2, 2023

Someone though surrounded by dudes is unable to get any action due to her high expections and thus returns to masturbation to get off. Also known as a Dirty Lisa.
by Frïdjon March 11, 2015

When a tobacco smoker is having a craving and the forefinger and middle finger ache to have a cigarette in between them. When a person has lonely fingers they will often hold a pen or a straw in place of a cigarette.
by SpayseCase December 27, 2014

Drinking a bottle of Tabasco sauce followed by giving oneself a blowjob and choking on one's own semen so that it is ejected through the nose with a red coloration.
David had blue balls, so he gave himself a lonely dragon with the Tabasco he stole from Chipotle after choir practice.
by Lonely_dragoner March 29, 2015

A man who fists his pocket pussy.
Stan's such a lonely pervert....he had to go buy a new pocket pussy, 'cause he ruined the old one by stretching it out with his hand.
by Mr. Q45 September 21, 2017

a lonely fatty, is some one who, in the school yard playground, has no friends, and eat waaay too much, also they listen to music that will burrrrrrrrrrn your eyes, such as, chris brown, and britney spears. they also can't get friends, girlfriends/boyfriends and are very unhygienic and have greasy hair.. they usually work at a fast food chain outlet, but spend most of their time there, in the storage closet, piggin' out on shakes and cheeseburgers.
liam:haha, that kid has no friends...
tom:yeah, he's a lonely fatty
liam:duhh, i saw him trying to tounge a cheeseburger the other day after gym class..
tom:yeah, he's a lonely fatty
liam:duhh, i saw him trying to tounge a cheeseburger the other day after gym class..
by fuckyewwww August 24, 2008
