Lisa mantler

A girl that can make you smile, and laugh, she never give up on her dreams, and she always says Dream it and do It. She wants people to be happy and positive

Woop you would like to meet lisa mantler ;)

by loveyouleli January 1, 2018

Lisa Figueroa

Lisa is the coolest girl in the world. She is kind, smart, funny, and above all has impeccable music taste. She lights up a room with her warm and easygoing personality, and is the kind of girl you will never not have fun with. She has the right amount of sarcasm, wit, and banter to go toe to toe with even the best hecklers. She is a lot more badass and cool than she thinks she is, and needs to be reminded this from time to time. Although she finds herself bouncing between rocky relationships, her friends know that anyone would be lucky to even be around her. There is someone who likes her a lot but doesn't think she's interested and therefore doesn't want to ruin their friendship.

"Hey I just saw Lisa Figueroa the other day"
"Really! I heard she was studying the cocks of destruction"
"Yeah, she's really into it, I guess "
"Damn, she's really Livin Like Lisa"

by Peter Piper's Pickled Pecker September 27, 2022

Lisa Hedlund

the biggest babe of all sweden, big up to manz Lisa for being a real G. A Lisa Hedlund is a woman that dances like britney spears and sings like an angel. If you want someone to drink tea with and talk about hedgehogs lisa is the fit and she looks it ;)))))

Person 1 ( jacob): Omg i wanna move to germany but before that i do that i want to drink tea and talk about hedgehogs
Person 2 (Hayley): You should see a Lisa Hedlund for that........

by coolgirlskattis April 21, 2021

lisa fucker

There are many kinds of Lisa in this world, but this specific one has almost extinguished, we believe there is one left located in Germany. A lisa fucker is a human who could unexpectedly appear while you are about to cook apples with cinnamon and ear fuck you very loud.

Jimmy: Goddamn son, you heard what happened to Ben last week?
Bas: No man, I was doing squats all day.
Jimmy: Some lisa fucker got him, he can't hear anymore.
Bas: Damn homes, he must have got ear fucked hard

by TheyCallMeBenn September 19, 2017

Lisa's Song

Alternative working title for Patsy Cline's "Crazy" written in 1961.

Lisa is showing off her fake boobs (Foobs) to everyone in the toilets again.
Ahh, must be time to sing Lisa's song.

by Perth_Dom November 19, 2019

lisa hatfield

omg she is a such a good teacher. She is such a lisa hatfield

She is such a good teacher.
No wonder, she's a Lisa Hatfield

by Lisa Hatfield March 30, 2017

Lisa Eden

The worst person that has ever stepped foot on this earth. She WAS a vocal teacher for many LACHSA vocal students over the years. She would often portray herself as a “teaching musician”. Every class that she teaches starts with doing A warmup she uses called L and C’s, and keeps doing that warmup until everyone in the class is on the brink of death. Although her access to be a vocal teacher in that certain school has been... terminated, she still continues to pursue her dying career as a performer in many operas that are deemed too old for young people in today’s world. If she reads this, fuck you lisa

Person 1: “ah fuck We’ve got to get to Lisa eden’s class now”

Person 2: “i’d rather watch 5 horses having an orgy than look at her makeup filled, eyeshadowed, dark, hateful face ever again.”

by A fuck toy whore August 6, 2019