Laker

One who "Smacks his Bitches".

Laker, yooooou fucking smack your bitches.

by bob February 18, 2005

Laerdal

developers of lowsy, unadvanced simulators. employ sleazy sales people to push their products and have terrible customer service.

I just bought a laerdal and now want to kill myself.

by palaka October 16, 2008

Lager Spit Roast

An adapted drink ordered at pubs and clubs, often for those with a low tolerance to alcohol who do not want to order a shandy and face ridicule by their companions. Other potential reasons for ordering include hair of the dog and recent illness.

Ordering a beer in a lemonade sandwich format with the bottom and the top of the beer being given a bit of lemonade.

Also referred to as a Fister Spit Roast in Southern England Regions.

Bartender: What can I get you mate?
Nice Guy: Yeah, can I get 3 Fosters, a Strongbow Dark Fruits, a Rum 'n' Coke and...Matt, what did you want again?
Matt: A Fosters top and bottom please
Nice Guy: I'm not ordering that.
Bartender: It's fine. One Lager Spit Roast coming up.

by Sue P November 30, 2018

laiera

The meaning of the given name Laiera represents innovation, independence, determination, courage, sincerity and activity.
It is often strong personalities who have this name. Energetic, charismatic, ambitious and focused.

Born to be an executive. If they have true passion for something, they can give everything for it.

However this also works both ways. If others want to force on to them things which do not inspire, they can totally refuse to go along.

In regards to love they like to have varied and new experiences if possible. They are also interested on same gender.

A persevere person? Laiera

by Laiera January 20, 2022

P2p lamer

One of the harshest internet insults that you can lob at someone. Meant to disparage pirates that utilize p2p file sharing platforms such as torrents.

Hey the bottom of this nfo says fuck p2p lamerz, probably because they suck.

by ZANDERRULEZ April 25, 2022

Brooklyn Lager

shit ass beer brewed by the Brooklyn Brewery that is drunken by old men or teenagers trying to show off. It is characterized by its especially bitter taste and too much hops and malt.

A: "Yo look at that nitty ass son of a bitch over there with his brooklyn lager"
B: "Yea, ill just take some budweiser"

by A.Froman August 17, 2009

WWLD (What Would Laker Do)

-Derived from the popular Christian statement of self-inquiry What Would Jesus Do (WWJD), what would Laker do refers to the thoughts and actions of acclaimed RTG researcher Matt Laker.

-Often used when trying to solve complex algebra or to speaking MBA

My secretary is out sick and I have a call to schedule, WWLD (What Would Laker Do)?

by Round Table Group January 18, 2008