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Lana

a bitch who literally gets no guys. whoever talks to lana, watch the fuck out. she talks shit and all she does is ignore her friends when she’s with her boyfriend. she dyes her hair and it’s a period blood red color. big eyed bitch who can’t stand people, runs track for fun, and thinks her boyfriend is the only person in the world.
Girl 1: who is that?

Girl 2: oh that’s lana, she’s annoying
by mattsgirlfriend123 August 22, 2021
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lana

also pretty gay and apart of the albedo thirst team
“how the fuck do you pronounce lana’s username?”
by 4ntiz3y July 2, 2021
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Lana

L: Likes to goof around and make dad jokes
A: Apparently the shows and movies you recommend are added to her “watch list”

N: Nice, caring, and a beautiful human being
A: An expert on any beauty or skin care related issues. Like she should be a dermatologist fr

All in all, Lana is a joy to be around and very resourceful. Blunt in a funny way, finds humor in everything. Questionable taste when it comes to memes/shows/movies but occasionally would recommend a good show or send a good meme. Got any skin care question? Ask Lana. Want a good spot to go eat or do anything? Ask Lana. Have a quantum physics question? Ask Lana. May we all have a Lana in our lives.
A: “have you ever met a bad Lana?”

B:”nah”
A:”hey man we’re planning this heist we need a good plan”

B: “let me ask lana”
by IBrahimbby November 22, 2021
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lana del rhane

very quirky outgoing fun little bitch. super alt/indie/kpop/arctic monkeys the neighborhood type shit. super emo when alone and stays in her sanctuary (her room) and never comes out. DORA THE EXPLORER CUT and obsessed cow patterns. TIKTOK addict that sends u her/his whole fyp. Giving rue from euphoria vibes and giving a plant mom. to sum it up, basically the GIRL of ur DREAMS.
Person 1: hey why is lana del rhane wearing her maroon hoodie in class everyday
Person 2: shes in her “im fucking crazy but im free” phase, u ought not to mess w her now…
by MSSWIZZLE November 22, 2021
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Lana

So hot and sexy oh my goodness hey Lana jahahahahahahahahah #lol
Wow look at Lana today they are looking so #lol
by Myymymymymymymtiudusua November 23, 2021
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lana del rey

Elvis Presleys wife
by meenakshy menon November 23, 2021
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Lana del rey

My saviour, my god. Basically the best person on eart. She is talented, hard working, nice, gorgeous, generous, loving, caring and beautiful person.
My mom is lana del rey so fuck off if you don't like her cause remember you're ugly.
by Telljesusthebitchisback November 24, 2021
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