Kyle is a boy who cares about his hair, his popular, his clothes and god
Kyle is an asshat, but we still love him
Kyle is also hot and doesn't put up with anyone's shit, sometimes kyle can be seen as a bully
Kyle is an asshat, but we still love him
Kyle is also hot and doesn't put up with anyone's shit, sometimes kyle can be seen as a bully
by soggy cheetos July 18, 2020
A kid who wore colorful Osiris shoes and drank monster religiously and wore Cookie Monster flat caps back in 2009
Person 1: woah dude you have Osiris shoes in your closet
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: and a Cookie Monster hat, I didn’t know you were a Kyle
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: and a Cookie Monster hat, I didn’t know you were a Kyle
by That Nig with tha Jordan 1s April 26, 2019
Kyle is a hella cool man who likes planes and space and Russians. He drinks Monster because Kyles of all sorts need their fuel. Kyle is a deity most commonly known as KYYYLLEEE locally at Space Camp. His disciples are his beloved, and they cherish and pray to him for his everlasting love and safety.
by russianamish June 18, 2019
by Bryson 210 June 09, 2019
Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.
by 123890567 June 25, 2019
A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)
1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.
by RandomUser June 06, 2019
Kyle is the clown of the group. He is always making everyone laugh. But when it comes to his lady, on weekends he always goes to her house. And if you are an enemy of Kyle he will fuck you up. So if you are his friend don't fuck up!!
by me10008324343 January 22, 2020