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Kangaroo court

A court between mates, colleagues or associates who line up in two lines and kick the fuck out of the defendant as he walks through the middle. Usually reserved for yellow bellies or useless cunts who deserve a kicking and know it.
The same as in Full Metal Jacket when Private Pyle gets attacked with soap bars in pillowcases but in Kangaroo court you get a kicking.
by Cris-o September 30, 2020
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Kangaroo

if you split up the word into kanga and roo...you get two different winnie the pooh characters
Pooh: Rabit, have you seen kanga or roo today? kangaroo
by Tjr164 February 5, 2009
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Kangaroo Dentist

when a male manages to persuade a female into sitting on her knees and gargling mouthwash, then alternates dunking his testicles into her mouth and then into cold water.
"Did you hear what Mr. Jones did to his daughter's best friend? he took her to the kangaroo dentist!" "oh FUCK, hes the man! I bet she'll never brush her teeth again without having a flashback!"
by Al Cahuete March 12, 2009
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Kangaroo Punch

my friend's cat fights with a stuffed bear. First he's all lovey with it, then while he's making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la Kangaroo from Bugs Bunny & tweety show). It's the funniest shit ever.
I was making sweet, sweet love to my friend's mom, then I put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.
by Josh December 13, 2004
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Kanar

Stands for Knights and Nobles and Rogues. Live-Action Role Playing Game (LARP). Played with PVC wrapped with foam as weapons.
Lets go up to Kanar this weekend and beat on some n00bz.
by UbberGubber February 25, 2009
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kangaroo

someone who attends to nature's calls on a railway track.
kangaroo kangaroo dirty dirty kangaroo
sitting on a railway track
and doing number two.
by nymph192 October 17, 2008
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kangaroo flip

A double sideflip 540. Invented by the one and only Jon Olson
Jon invented the massive kangaroo flip, and swept all of the competitions.
by freeskier January 7, 2008
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