Junioritis

An infection of the brain exclusively found in high school students in their third year. Symptoms include but are not limited to laziness, procrastination, demotivation to do homework, and taking on rigorous course loads without wanting to do the resulting work. Most infected students manage to avoid temptation to fail classes. Believed to be caused by taking too many AP/college/honors classes. There is no known cure, but treatments include snow days, long weekends, electives, study halls, "study" groups (a.k.a. doing five minutes of homework before playing Halo), and chemistry teachers conducting dangerous experiments that go haywire.
Not to be confused with senioritis.

The AP student, having junioritis, defined junioritis on Urban Dictionary to procrastinate on homework.

by Orlandomagicfan November 5, 2013

junious

A good looking strong willed man. Protector of many. Alpha male with a sensitive side. He is an amazing lover and a best friend. He is a heart breaker that will move on before you even realize the relationship is in trouble. A man that you should take seriously. Slow to anger but quick to show you his crazy side.

That guy is one of a kind, he's a real Junious.

by Threekidsmom July 18, 2018

junior coder

A EMS professional new to EMS. They have a belt that has a few pagers, cell phone, flashlight, radio, scissors, glove pouch and a bunch of other stuff on it they probably will never use. They think that everyone is dying when truly only about 10% of patients really need a ambulance. They run into a house without any equipment then just stand there without asking any questions.

Guy 1: Hey check out matt running up to that house. Guy 2: I see him, he just tripped and fell and the news camera was filming him. What a junior coder!!

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

Junior year

good ol’ junior, the worst year of high school. this is the year thatll mentally make u insane from the pounds of homework and tests u get, freshman and sophomores think they have it bad but have 0 idea whats infront of them. this is also the year where youll see ur fellow classmates trying to get into the sophomore and freshman girl’s pants cuz they know the under classmen will do anything to say theyre dating an upper classman and the juniors know that damn well which makes it very easy for them. its very cringe but bullying is a thing (im kidding dont do that)

sophomore girl: i cant wait for junior year im so excited to finally be an upperclassman!

junior guy: no it horrible trust me *insert random sexual joke in hopes to get his nuts touched*

sophomore girl: hahah omg ur such a funny guy!

junior guy: lets fuck in my car at lunch now

by nomames661 April 12, 2022

Janitell Junior High

A school located in Colorado Springs, Colorado. The males are either weirdos or pedophiles, often both. The females are short nine year olds who can't think straight.

Guy 1: I met this one squeaker girl on Fortnite.
Guy 2: I bet she goes to Janitell Junior High.

by ZeLegend69 June 8, 2020

jenison junior high school

a shitty school in the shitty town of jenison. most people are annoying ass christians and dont shut the fuck up about their youth groups. the principal sucks and people will probably call you a slur at some point. the white girls are hella annoying and have lots heat damage on they hair and half the dudes have no personality and get no action whatsoever LOL anyways i need fucking therapy from going to this school

jenison junior high school sucks ass

by imup222nogood March 5, 2022

National Junior College

A school that constantly competes against hci and is way too big

Has nice food and little ccas for junior years
Too many girls
Probably filled with nush rejects but you can find that rare person who rejected nush
Top 10 school overall

Girl:my school is national junior college
Other girl:it has good food right
Girl: no shit

by Lessios January 28, 2023