jose garcia

A kid that is bad at trickshotting. He is also in a shity clan called CyRo Sniping.

That Jose Garcia is bad at sniping.

by SomeoneInCyRo April 20, 2014

jose gutierrez

When a man and woman are in the 69 position and the woman farts in the mans face creating a chain reaction of disgust and vomit.

they were 69ing and then jose gutierrez cam for a visit.

by jamesMacGuyver May 27, 2009

Maria Jose

someone that gets annoyed by school and yells at you when she gets home, specially a girl.

"ugh im so done with school, get out of my face!"
"chill bro, you're acting like a maria jose"

by wasuu June 6, 2017

jose flores

Someone who gives unsolicited correction to others social media posts, ruining any humor the post otherwise might have had. Also see: nit-picker, know-it-all, pedant or

foreign (UK): clever clogs.

Did you see Jason’s post about the movie quote?
Yeah, some douchebag jumped in and Jose floresed it.

by Unmemer January 30, 2020

Papi Jose

A black fuck with a huge mutherfuckin cock. He will fuck your bitch any day. He is poor and gets more bitches than most guys.

Aww man Papi Jose is cumming in my gurl again

by kjlreahjgarhjkgkg February 7, 2018

filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.

Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.

by Customrolla October 23, 2008

Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity

"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"

by Martin "White" Glu December 9, 2019