jose garcia

A kid that is bad at trickshotting. He is also in a shity clan called CyRo Sniping.

That Jose Garcia is bad at sniping.

by SomeoneInCyRo April 20, 2014

jose gutierrez

When a man and woman are in the 69 position and the woman farts in the mans face creating a chain reaction of disgust and vomit.

they were 69ing and then jose gutierrez cam for a visit.

by jamesMacGuyver May 27, 2009

Maria Jose

someone that gets annoyed by school and yells at you when she gets home, specially a girl.

"ugh im so done with school, get out of my face!"
"chill bro, you're acting like a maria jose"

by wasuu June 6, 2017

filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.

Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.

by Customrolla October 23, 2008

jewish jose

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.

Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet

by Hang hing November 13, 2016

Jose Deluna

He’s pissed off because he wasn’t put in Algebra 1, instead he’s taking Pre-Algebra this year. Jose is a very very veryyyy funny dude. He honestly has a good heart for some people, unless you’re a fucking bitch to him, then that’s another story. Jose is just a living meme. Oh did I mention he’s a good sis, as well as a #baddie

C: There’s this really funny guy in my pre algebra class he has light brown hair, do you know who he is?
R: oh that’s Lupillo, aka Jose Deluna, ofc He’s FuNNY, HE’S JOSE

by anaxaguero September 17, 2018

Jose Duran

Jose Duran is the epitome of big balls and big dick mama huevo. Jose Duran's are dominican they like to go to Dyckman and they enjoy having hookah times every once in a while. His best friend is undefined. 1/0. Jose Duran's like to have a lot of puppies and like to eat plantain and fight with his siblings.

Dayumm Jose Duran has the biggest ding dong I have ever seen.

Jose Duran you are not allowed to talk to other girls romantically okay little bitch subsubsub little hoe ass little baby bitch love bitch mama huevo. Okay u got it.

by drogbaoh June 8, 2018