Jordan

An ugly man who’s insecure about a big mole on his face. He’s not very intelligent and is not very good at anything at all.

He got an F on his test, his name must be Jordan.

by BigScrotum69 January 22, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a very extra girl. She is thinks she's ugly ,but she's really not. She'll laugh at almost anything. Don't forget just about everything scares her. She's sweet and kind in her own way. She might seem mean and cold hearted ,but just get to know her she'll warm your heart. She won't fall for everyone so if she falls for you cherish the moments you have with her. If you break her heart it is most likely her friends will have to have a talk with you. So if you ever find a Jordan don't give up any precious time you have with her.

Boy1: "Hey she isn't so cold hearted after all. She really is a true Jordan."
Girl2:" Wow, she actually likes this dude. It's sad she really can't like him because he used to date her best friend. We'll just have to cheer her up."

by Jordan's fallen for J. February 27, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a name derived from the Jordan River. Similar to the River, Jordan means "downward flowing." The name is common in all genders, but Jordans are pretty epic in general. Jordans are almost always talented in the athletic department. Basketball, baseball, hockey... Jordans dominate every sports. Furthermore, individuals with this name typically posses humorous qualities and somewhat refined attributes. Most Jordans are also very intelligent. If you know a Jordan, you are a very lucky person. If you are a Jordan, you're even luckier.

Woah, sis, (person number 1) is really cool beans! He/she must be a JORDAN.

I wish I could sit at JORDAN'S lunch table, I would be the most popular kid!
Jordan deserves a good high five for all of his/her contributions to improving our society.

by HaveANiceDay472 February 27, 2019

Jordan

Someone who is the coolest in the group.

Wow Jordan is definitely the "Jordan" of Bro-Reich.

by Idkbroos February 16, 2017

Jordan

Usually a player he likes to have several girlfriends and he’s careless about everything and don’t get him mad because he’s scary and he’s kinda hot

Jordan: I like having multiple girlfriends

by Im retarded December 19, 2019

Jordan

A male Jordan is one of those hard-to-find people who are always quiet and rather lonesome, but are secretly very energetic and outgoing. He has a heart pure as an Angel as he was raised in the most postive way. He has a random past when he was a kid, but as he got older, he gets the development of being really quiet, yet his secret of extreme happiness is still intact. He stands for not only himself but his friends, and vows to protect them, even to his enemies. No matter the problem, he would always want to see a person smile, and anyone with a name like him would be a superstar of changing a negative life to a new start.

Jordan's saying was always this: "There's nothing worse than seeing a Girl cry"
Thats why he helps anyone.

by TheDarkRevenant March 14, 2017

jordan

Beautiful smart girl with a bad Ass attitude, she's very athletic and is loved by all watch out she'll steal your man , and will make more money than you will in a lifetime

Wow that's a jordan

by ueahjojo March 13, 2017