by Cooleo March 08, 2015
The most cancerous of all cancers. Literally a walking tumor. He is fatter than Buddha. He is slower than a Travis. He is dumber than a Justin. He is less attractive than a Sebastian. He is greasier than a Tyler. He looks more like a pedophile than the king of them, again Justin. He is gayer than a Greyson. He is less attractive than a Cameron. He is less mature than a Carson. He is bitchier than a Drew. He is more stubborn than the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church. He is more of a pervert than an Alex. He has a shorter dick than a Reece, who has a solid six centimeters. He is more of a stuck up bitch than a Blake. He is smaller than a James and a Tyler, and still fatter than Buddha. He is weirder than The Prophet.
by Feminism LMAO August 12, 2016
Joey can be hard-headed and biased, wrapped up in his own perception. Joey is very intelligent and athletic. While not good with women, if you get to know him he will prove to be a good lover. He can be distant and unaffectionate at times, at others sweet and sensitive. Joey is a bad person yet a good man. Some things he hasn’t figured out. Be kind to him.
by yeahyousuck July 16, 2018
Really hard working guy, that says too much too often. Complete target for gay jokes, but he kind of likes it and might have a gambling problem.
by lovin urbandictionary.com February 05, 2010
by I know who I am February 10, 2008
A person of western lineage who comes to Asia to pay for sex. Derived from soldiers(or GI Joes) who stayed in Asia following the Vietnam War and took Asian wives or girl friends. In contemporary usage, Joey refers to patrons of the Asian sex industry.
Maggie noticed a healthy population of shirtless, sagging Joeys on the beach, fawning and cooing their younger lady friends, happy to oblige at a rate of $30 US per day.
by Joseph Johns October 09, 2008
by Mt.southington racer January 28, 2013