Jerone

He's the best boyfriend a girl could ask for has the kindest heart the hottest looks and the best personality if you find a jerone (which is very rare) don't ever let go!

Girl: that jerone is so cute
Girl2: he's mine back off

by Leroy311 May 15, 2018

Jersey Shore

The dumbest show on MTV, if not ever made. All you'll see here is a buch of Guineas going to clubs, getting in fights, and fist pumping (the dumbest looking thing we ever saw).

Man 1: Did you see Jersey Shore yet?
Man 2: Yeah. It's awesome isn't it?
Man 1: Yeah; watching Italians in clubs is SOOOO fun =/

by Movie And Game Reviewers June 1, 2010

Jersey Yogurt

When a man from Jersey squeezes his penis until it turns purple and proceeds to ejaculate on the face of a quidette. Next, as the quidette stumbles to find her balance you grab her hair and hang her off your closet...for later use.

Alicia- wow you can really squeeze tight...
Clay- I know I am a republican now GET ON MY MY DOOR YOU TAN PIMPLE POPPER GRENADE. I know you love your Jersey Yogurt.
Alicia- Alright buddy, just don't forget about me behind your door.

by Dantosis September 16, 2011

Jersey Whore

Someone who watches Jersey Shore.
Often awaits it in excitement

I cant believe how many Jersey Whores watch that awful crap. A lot of bitch about how these smucks are famous and then promote it.

by Parth S Patel April 2, 2011

south jersey hick

south jersey hicks have southern accents, drive around in rusty old pick ups to the purposly loud, over exagerated pimped out ones equipped with any kind of light you can think of with lots of stickers(including the confederate flag bumper sticker) usually has an expensive paint job. they are loud, annoying, stubborn, obnoxious,and unfourtunately have the brain the size of an acorn. Likes to ride quades or any type of vehicle that has a motor with a confederate flag on the back , most likely a racist dumb ass.

ashley: did you see those "south jersey hicks" riding in the back of that truck with the confederate flag?

taylor: uh, yeah (yells) GO BACK TO ALABAMA COUSINFUCKERS!!!

by smilez81 August 3, 2010

Jersey Shore

A touching scripted drama about three homosexual wannabe guidos, their hoes, and an escaped oompa-loompa nicknamed "Snooki", trying to go about their daily lives while coping with obvious severe mental retardation.
Regarded by many as total bullshit, because frankly, it is.

John: That episode of Jersey Shore was so moving....

Peter: What the hell are you talking about?

John: No, I mean it made me want to move as fare away from any TV and New Jersey as possible!

by Patiodude April 13, 2011

South Jersey

Southern part of jersey obvoiusly. People who live there have a 'south jersey accent.' we dont say JOYSEEY, we say JERZY. Wawa's took over all the 7-11s and you go somewhere other then jersey you wonder why there arent any wawas... South Jerzy rockz

South Jersy Choir DIrector:
Just becuz you live in SOUTH jersey doesn't mean you have to sound like it!

by n/a March 19, 2005