Jake

A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!

by PooperDoppers December 5, 2016

Jake

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

Jake

A woman with a massive penis

Wow you look like a massive jake.

by John Donavan October 15, 2018

Jake

People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if you’re going to befriend a Jake.

Dude: Hey are you friends with Jake?
Other Dude: No way! He’s such a hoe!!

by big gay energy July 29, 2018

Jake

A complete douche bag with a super tiny dick. He is probably the worst person you can meet and if you see one you should be like one direction and turn the other way and run.

Its a Jake, run for dear life

by TheCookieMonster27 February 28, 2018

Jake

An actual badass

Wow Jake is a badass

by Jakethebeast January 7, 2019

Jake

An emo kid who likes everything Marylin Manson

Man you like Marylin Manson? Dude you’re such a Jake stop it

by Blistersonmycheetofingers December 1, 2018