boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
by Sexydimma June 3, 2015
Get the I think I want to marry youmug. The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 3, 2024
Get the I think therefore, I ammug. | aɪ θɪŋk aɪ mɪst ən ˈɛpɪsəʊd|
A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.
A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.
Person 1: “ayo what? Guys I think I missed an episode, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”
by British_Anon December 5, 2022
Get the I think I missed an episodemug. And where you RIGHT to do that... Or where you WORNG? OH, NO. I KNOW. I know you're a woman so you don't understand what WRONG is or what BEING WRONG feels like but it LOOKS something like this:
A wrong person "I did what I thought what right 🥺"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT BEING WRONG LOOKS LIKE! ☝️ THAT RIGHT THERE! WRONG! BAD!"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT BEING WRONG LOOKS LIKE! ☝️ THAT RIGHT THERE! WRONG! BAD!"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
Get the I did what I thought what rightmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025
Get the 《¤》I《¤》Think《¤》I《¤》Landed《¤》Somewhere《¤》mug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Hope I Die I Hope I<.7.9.7.6.>mug. .
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025
Get the 《¤》Like《¤》Messenger《¤》Oak《¤》Knew《¤》What《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Was《¤》Doing《¤》liUke《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》knUew《¤》whUat《¤》I《¤》wAs《¤》doIng《¤》《¤》likE《¤》i《¤》kneW《¤》whaT《¤》I《¤》waS《¤》doinG《¤》mug.