by #care-police August 15, 2004
One of the scummiest gangs on the face of this Earth. They'll arrest you for fun, and if you in possession of marijuana they'll take it and smoke themselves then call you an asshole, faggot, or a pussy. They'll do a "routine" traffic stop on any minority driving a car that is somewhat in good condition or if you have a gold chain on.
Dude, I was smoking out at the park the cops came stole my money, cigarettes, and weed then arrested me and called me a faggot.
...Yep that's the Bayonne Police department.
...Yep that's the Bayonne Police department.
by mokindatpiff June 07, 2010
A large group of narrow-minded, usually internet dwelling people who attack anyone whose use of the term irony doesn't conform to their rigid, overly specific definition of it.
Irony Police Officer: "Alanis Morissette doesn't know what irony is!! Duhhh, rain on your wedding day's just unfortunate!!
Some Guy: But don't people expect their wedding day to be perfect, the ultimate good day? And doesn't rain symbolize a bad or imperfect day? And so wouldn't bad weather on a wedding day be an unexpected outcome, and therefore ironic?
Irony Police officer: Uhh... No, I once saw this stand-up comedian, and he said the events described in that song were unfortunate. Stand-up comedians are always right.
Some Guy: But don't people expect their wedding day to be perfect, the ultimate good day? And doesn't rain symbolize a bad or imperfect day? And so wouldn't bad weather on a wedding day be an unexpected outcome, and therefore ironic?
Irony Police officer: Uhh... No, I once saw this stand-up comedian, and he said the events described in that song were unfortunate. Stand-up comedians are always right.
by Captain Monkey April 04, 2007
Favoured pastime of the metropolitan police and other UK police forces. Victims are usually black, and other so-called 'public servants' who witness these terrible crimes will invariably keep quiet about them.
The day before this definition was posted, it emerged a london police officer who deliberately drove his car at an innocent member of the public inflicting serious injuries, was only fined 17 days pay, kept his job, and faced no criminal charges. This is typical.
The day before this definition was posted, it emerged a london police officer who deliberately drove his car at an innocent member of the public inflicting serious injuries, was only fined 17 days pay, kept his job, and faced no criminal charges. This is typical.
'is anyone watching sarge? I fancy bit of police brutality with this passing nigger'
'go on my son, give him one in the nuts from me'
'go on my son, give him one in the nuts from me'
by Ben Dover of the Yard April 17, 2004
A Jew that corrects another Jew about his religious observance in a critical fashion when the Jew didn't ask for his advice often to try to shame him or try to make him look bad.
Yanky was being the halacha police toward Chana when he called her out at the party infront of all her friends for using her phone on Shabbos.
by BrooklynJew October 31, 2020
The ultimate law enforcement against fappers & pervs on Omegle. Usually led by a crazy red dressed gangster with a Ghetto Blasta Revolver.
► Freeze motherf****r! This is the Fap Police!
► He is now under arrest by the official Fap Police law enforcement.
► He is now under arrest by the official Fap Police law enforcement.
by SheldonSTA March 15, 2015
A coward
by Invisible_Grapefruit May 27, 2022