Hell is for Heroes

An awesome band that everyone should worship. Buy "The Neon Handshake" now.

Hell is for Heroes is awesome.

by hell is for me December 22, 2003

herpes

Really painful std. No cure. Blisters. Pustules. Can be transferred from LIPS to ASS people. Herpes simplex can transfer from mouth to genitals and vice versa. OOOU! Good reason to wear a condom! Need to be on outbreak to be diagnosed! Please help find a cure.

"No glove no love!"
"Vasaline takes my pain away!"
"It buuuurns! OMFG It buuuuurns!"
"Ptsd and herpes! What a fucken asshole you are!"
"Sentenced to a life of pain."

by Sir Assburnalot March 4, 2009

Horseshoe

Using a double ended dildo in a women's Vagina and her anus at the same time; the shape of a double dildo bent into a women's Vag and Anus

OH, Man... did you see that porn where she horseshoed that double dildo

by Jeb Cotton December 13, 2006

Battlefield Heroes

The newest game to be released in the Battlefield series. It is free to play, the only thing that will cost real money, perhaps, is clothes and such.

The only current bad thing is that it's still in Private Beta Phase 2, meaning you need a key, so the forums are spammed with people asking for others keys.

Spammer: Can I have your Battlefield Heroes key? I really want to play...

Me: Yea, my key is.....SORRY, NO KEY FOR YOU.

by Da Milkman April 7, 2009

herpest

a double whammy of discovering you have herpes and crabs at the same time

Maannnn. Thad finally went to the doctor and found out he has a case of the herpest. At least you can get rid of the one, but the other is for life...

by Sargentap January 22, 2010

boob herpes

When I girl sweats and her cleavage develops acne. Usually found at many theme parks

Dan: Those girls tits are huge!
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope

by Hawktribe September 26, 2009

werewolf herpes

An STD usually transmitted through sexual contact with a werewolf.

The doctor told me I have werewolf herpes.

I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"

She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."

I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.

by angrysumo February 4, 2010