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PAC Hack 

PAC HACK
n.
1. A politician with little local support or inherent talent whom is propped up by corporate political interests who give them campaign contributions and told to vote accordingly. Often times retired used car salesmen or small town hoods who belong to the Elks lodge, these politicians do very little for their local constituency and quite a bit for special interests. You will find them near county fairs, gun shows, and church picnics. Most are Republican though some notable expections do exist. The Political Action Committees themselves often have patriotic names like "Making America The Best Gosh Darn Republican Utopia Ever PAC" but usually are funded by insurance lobbyists and people who like to kick babies.
Example: Lynn Swann is a PAC Hack because he never had any experience other than catching a football and now he's the Republican Nominee for governor.
PAC Hack by Sliminy Wicket September 13, 2008
Related Words

Wall hack 

Something that accomplishes a goal through nontraditional means, or a nontraditional solution to a problem.

A reference to wall hacks, a term in video gaming in which walls are able to be shot or peered through to gain an advantage against an enemy.
Person A: I just got that girl's number by hitting on her friend!
Person B: That must've taken some serious wall hacks!
Wall hack by TonyThe Source June 8, 2011

fort mac hack 

To expel air and bitumen from the lungs suddenly and noisily, often to keep the respiratory passages free of irritating material.
Tammy: Oorf! Horf! Aorfff!
Roddy: Is she dieing?
Abe: No, that's just the Fort Mac Hack.
Tammy: My breath registers at 87 octane.
fort mac hack by M DOGG July 29, 2005

Black Hack 

The name given, in Glasgow at least, to a Black Hackney Taxi Cab. You know, the stereo-typical taxi that you see in London. They are the biggest rip off you'll encounter after a night out on the town, charging at least £20 for a 4 mile journey, claiming that there is a "Boundary Charge" and you've just travelled through three boundaries. Which is complete bollocks, and I should know, as my wee brother works for the company that paints them, and he knows FOR A FACT that there is no legal precedence for the "Boundary Charge". So if you're ever in the UK, NEVER get a Black Hack. Go for a local firm, they're usually half price.
"Man, I ended up walking half-way home last night, the Black Hack raped a hole in my wallet before I left the city centre!"
Black Hack by Unwept, the Lone Magpie September 11, 2005

Old Lady Hack 

Old Lady Hack - (also called Tonsilith or Tonsil Stone) are caused by of any of the following getting stuck in the tonsils:

* food particles
* dead white blood cells
* oral bacteria

They are described as having a nasty odor like halitosis concentrated into a small stone. They look like cottage cheese in color and texture.
Small white pellets from back of throat being coughed/appearing up in your mouth these are old lady hacks.
Old Lady Hack by SamEureka October 31, 2008

Shoe-hack 

One who can count properly (1,2,twee,4,5,double twee,7,8), is in the twee squad, and is authorized to purify people’s souls. It’s a profession. Alternate spelling- Shoo-hak.

Pronounced Shoooo-ha-ck
I wanna be a shoe-hack when I grow up!
Shoe-hack by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop February 3, 2019