grandpa's country breakfast

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.
Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.
by Studmuffin420 January 06, 2024
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Grandpa white

Grandpa white is a stinky faggot that drives around in a van passing out jolly rancher's That make men fall asleep do he can shit on there chest and make them fart on his dick.
Grandpa white why dose my ass always hurt after I eat your special home made jolly ranchers And why do you have a jolly ranchers tattooed on your palm .
by Bakersfield Buck July 01, 2018
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Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.
by Hahaha bad July 14, 2023
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ur grandpa a garbage bag

Hey man, don't make me say it...
Do it.
UR GRANDPA A GARBAGE BAG
*implodes*
*4th dimension unravels*
by WolfredMontgomery March 19, 2018
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Ur Grandpa hoe

Worst insult ever worst than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny
Mark: Ur mom gay

Charlie: No u

Mark: Ur dad lesbian

Charlie: Ur Granny Tranny

Mark with a smile: Ur Grandpa hoe
Charlie instant death
by Nexuzmasterpro March 11, 2018
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Grandpa staticballs

A superhero like no other. Because of his age his testicles droop to his ankles so he generates static electricity,and a lot of it, by simply walking due to his fuzzy yamsack. Or scuffing his feet in his wheel chair(he has a wheel chair because reasons). Senile grandpa by day and static slinging superhero by day. Note it's also quite creepy to be touched by this grandpa. Even more so than a normal grandpa
"Who's your favorite superhero?"
"Grandpa staticballs"
"Who?"
by The viking May 27, 2014
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grandpa in the yard

a term used to describe a showing of a woman's vagaga.
"if I drink anymore I'll be showing everyone here grandpa in the yard"
by thelod June 25, 2008
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