Garrett

To Garrett is to kidnap a hooker, gag them with a towel, tie their legs down to the door handle, and cut off their hands while they’re still alive. Then after you sedate them enough so they don’t die from shock then you mint them

Dude yesterday I totally went Garrett on your sister.

by Elias Whalen March 31, 2025

garrett

a fancy trouser, apparently
(note: this is a reference to that one garfielf video)

"GARRETT YOU FANCY TROUSER"

by vannillaAJofficial204 November 27, 2022

Garrett

A universal term.

“That’s so Garrett”

by Garret12367 September 14, 2025

Garrett Morgan

He is a black inventor.

The Three-Light Traffic Signal, Invented by Garrett Morgan in 1923.

Garrett Morgan in 1923 invented The Three-Light Traffic Signal.

by Bearonboat November 27, 2021

Garrett Goodwin

One hot sexy ass motherfucker with fattest dump truck in the world

Hey Garrett Goodwin why are u picking your butt in class.

by Deeznutsinyobooty September 3, 2021

Garrett Effect

When whatever your thinking happens or is spoken out loud or appears on a TV/video etc.

*someone sings a song that you were thinking of*

You: “Woah! Garrett Effect.”

by Ggccll August 9, 2018

Garrett

Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males

“Wow look at that dude I bet he likes black dick, what a Garrett”

by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018