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Garrett

Garrett is usually someone with a tiny dick and has clinical depression he is fat and eats to cope with his mommy issues and watches gay porn
Garrett is so gay
No one likes Garrett
by Bigham42069 November 23, 2021
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Garrett Smith

Garrett Smith is the best looking southern man, with a great mechanic and welding talent he can be good at everything, and the best driver on and off dirt, Garrett Smith is all so one known to pull many beautiful women. Garrett Smith is just about the hardest working man alive and one to have quite a strong pull out game.
Hey do you know Garrett Smith? Yea he banged my mom last Thursday.
by Cleatus Smith November 7, 2021
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garrett

a fancy trouser, apparently
(note: this is a reference to that one garfielf video)
"GARRETT YOU FANCY TROUSER"
by vannillaAJofficial204 November 27, 2022
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Garrett

“That’s so Garrett”
by Garret12367 September 14, 2025
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Garrett Morgan

He is a black inventor.

The Three-Light Traffic Signal, Invented by Garrett Morgan in 1923.
Garrett Morgan in 1923 invented The Three-Light Traffic Signal.
by Bearonboat November 27, 2021
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Garrett Goodwin

One hot sexy ass motherfucker with fattest dump truck in the world
Hey Garrett Goodwin why are u picking your butt in class.
by Deeznutsinyobooty September 3, 2021
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Garrett

To Garrett is to kidnap a hooker, gag them with a towel, tie their legs down to the door handle, and cut off their hands while they’re still alive. Then after you sedate them enough so they don’t die from shock then you mint them
Dude yesterday I totally went Garrett on your sister.
by Elias Whalen March 31, 2025
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