Cat

Your future overlord.

"Our supreme leader, Oreo the cat, has a bounty for your life that I'm going to collect."

by just 4 cats in a trench coat November 17, 2020

Catting

To laze in the sun, napping like a cat.

"I was catting yesterday...perfect weather for it. It was so relaxing."

by Ceejay21 March 22, 2020

cat

a cat is a harry ninja that apparently has 9 lives. my cat ate my dog:(

jmal:"boiz, look itz a CAT!!"

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021

cats

they have 2 goals.
1. kill human
2. take over the world

- I wanna kill my human. Lets use my paws! >:)
- whoa. my cat wants to kill me. Helpppppppppp.
CATS ARE SCARY

by kittypapaboy February 15, 2023

CAT

"Where is the cat"?

"That is not a cat, cats do not exist."

CATS ARE NOT REAL, BELIVE ME I AM NOT CRAZY

by UNICORNGODDESSSS October 31, 2017

Cat

A furry little bitch that looks like a meatloaf. They will take over the world in 2023 and is the doom of this planet.
It will kill you .

Illuminati confirmed 🤯

Bob: WOW is that a meatloaf

Larry: No that’s my cat
Bob: Oh.

by Yaassqueenllama December 4, 2018