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Grandma's Ankles

A euphemism used to describe mouldy // outdated brussel sprouts.
Nigel "Oh god these are just like grandma's ankles!"
Grandma "Shut up you nonce"
by Silly Spoon March 14, 2018
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grandmas skin

When food gives off the appearance of a wrinkly old person. Usually this food is pizza.
This pizza we found in mexico looks just like my grandmas skin. Youve never heard that expression?
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Grandma Tang

An Annoying grandma who looks like the Tang commercial orangutan, or an orangutan period. Down to the orange hair and saggy titties. Grandma tang refuses to take a shower for months at a time which causes her crusty pinge to smell, she also will say "Huh?" even though you are not speaking to her. Grandma Tang also will dress like a 16 year old girl wearing daisy dukes and tank tops which show her saggy titties. She also takes way to many pills which causes her to fall asleep while standing at the kitchen sink. From behind it looks like she is eating the silverware from the dishdrain. An all around pain in the ass.
Look at Grandma Tang, she took too many pills and has fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in one hand and a bus pass in the other. I bet her pinge is crust.
by cupcake bitch! June 28, 2011
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Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.
"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."
by Goombaguy November 21, 2011
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making grandma

My wife and I caught my uncle making grandma in the bushes at our wedding. He said he was planning a breathtaking gift but this wasn't what I had in mind!
by Philonoesis July 31, 2023
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Sloppy Grandma

It is when you get a blowjob from an old woman without teeth
"hey dude i got a sloppy grandma from mikes grandma last nigt"
"damn bro what the hell"
by nletsgo12 November 30, 2021
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Grandmas Purse

A source of intoxicants. Usually used by Police Officers when they detect drug use or drug paraphernalia.
"Have you been snooping around in Grandmas Purse?"
by smallbigtoe July 15, 2022
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