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Rudd Flood

The physical reaction a woman may experience at the sight of actor, Paul Rudd.
I saw that new comedy and, let me tell you -- total Rudd flood.
by KD Verb January 20, 2024
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Flooded my Ostrich

Ejaculating during an OTPHJ
"Did you hangout with Sally last night?"

"Yeah, she flooded my ostrich before we made it home."
by cantlooseon22s December 31, 2015
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Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.
Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.
by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023
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Flood

When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.
My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.
by Mutha Fucken Jones April 8, 2021
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Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning
Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.
by J. Gallo November 1, 2020
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Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand
Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck
by officedaddy September 20, 2022
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flooding

the act of peeing inside a vagina or anus

because why not right
"so a lady in her 20's came into the ER and said her boyfriend peed inside her?!"

"oh you mean flooding"

"huhh?"
by Shugaka July 30, 2024
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