A complete dick head who broke up with his amazing boyfriend who would have done anything for him. (fuck up)
by evan 2 October 15, 2019
by Scrambledmoose February 15, 2019
An ugly man with a small penis
by Superstriker104 September 23, 2016
A nice guy who is medium height and brown wavy hair. He is the friend of the captain of the hockey team and gets rejected by the girls but always has friend who likes him he is the guy girls get to hookup with. Evan is a athlete and tries to impress. Evan is an all around good guy
by 1001question1001 July 21, 2015
by Dylan Kettle May 30, 2016
A stupid annoying incredibly low iq (40) person usually no one likes him and almost all the time when they get a girlfriend they get dumped right away.
Evan is dumb.
by Dumb boy 123 January 01, 2020
A manulative fucking cunt. He is the singular most narcissistic prick you’ll ever meet. He’s so controlling and fucked up in the head. He always plays the victim card when he messes up which is all the time. He try’s too boss ppl around and gets mad when no one listens too him. He’s a jealous untrustworthy faggot. He thinks his penis is God’s gift too the planet and should honestly be a sex offender. He belongs in prison
Evan is gay
by Uhaveasmallpenis January 14, 2019