An absolute hard man who will get u no matter what. If u annoy him he will steal ur girl. Do not get in Evans way.
by canned cheese September 6, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a fat cunt who thinks he is better than everyone else, and he loves penis. He also needs his daily dose of attention
by Big Cock Mike June 17, 2018
Get the Evanmug. He is and amazing, sweet, funny, caring, lovable, adorable, selfless guy.
He puts all other guys to shame. He will always be there for you no matter what. He's loyal and just and will always make time for you.
If he messes up he apologises right away and still loves you.
He is a great and wonderful boyfriend and an amazing best friend.
No guy compares to how amazingly thoughtful he is.
You always come first with him no matter what.
He will never hurt or cheat on you in any way, and when he knows something bothers you he will stop and apologise. And you will be forced to acccepct it because you know you can't stay mad at his adorable face.
He puts all other guys to shame. He will always be there for you no matter what. He's loyal and just and will always make time for you.
If he messes up he apologises right away and still loves you.
He is a great and wonderful boyfriend and an amazing best friend.
No guy compares to how amazingly thoughtful he is.
You always come first with him no matter what.
He will never hurt or cheat on you in any way, and when he knows something bothers you he will stop and apologise. And you will be forced to acccepct it because you know you can't stay mad at his adorable face.
"He is so nice, I love him so much"
Girl 1
"You are so lucky, I wish I can have someone like Evan"
Girl 2
Girl 1
"You are so lucky, I wish I can have someone like Evan"
Girl 2
by Vickid101 June 16, 2018
Get the Evanmug. man 1: Hey did you see Evan around?
girl: Yeah I fucked him last night
man 2: Oh really? I fucked him last week
girl: Yeah I fucked him last night
man 2: Oh really? I fucked him last week
by that one bi kid November 26, 2020
Get the Evanmug. Evan
by smellypranks April 23, 2019
Get the Evanmug. An ugly man with a small penis
by Superstriker104 September 22, 2016
Get the Evanmug. A nice guy who is medium height and brown wavy hair. He is the friend of the captain of the hockey team and gets rejected by the girls but always has friend who likes him he is the guy girls get to hookup with. Evan is a athlete and tries to impress. Evan is an all around good guy
by 1001question1001 August 15, 2015
Get the Evanmug.