by Malleisbae January 1, 2018


A tall brown haired hazel green eyed boy, you will fall in love with him quickly and feel like he is the one for you.. he may be, but if your relationship starts turning sour get out of there as soon as possible before the manipulation and berating starts. He will accuse you of betrayal because he’s been hurt although it may not even be something you see as betrayal, Value him and try to fix the problems but if you find yourself unable to meet all of his demands don’t kill yourself trying as he will always only see you as whatever you did to wrong him. He could be your ride or die or your worst nightmare ultimately the choice is up to you
by Theonethatbrokehim June 11, 2024

by nobodyLikesyouAnyway July 11, 2021

Erik is a 35 year old sensitive soyboy. He is easily offended and triggered, emotionally unstable, and can usually be considered a danger to himself, but not to others. He desperately seeks the attention and acceptance of superior internet trolls, even though he knows his efforts are futile. When he's not being owned on Facebook, you can find him editing his Grinder Profile while polishing his dildo collection, which is a lot of polishing...
Michael: Hey Evan, why does Erik have me blocked on Facebook?
Evan: He said you kept triggering him too much Michael. He said he can't handle your trolling anymore, he said he was couldn't sleep at night because of you...
Evan: He said you kept triggering him too much Michael. He said he can't handle your trolling anymore, he said he was couldn't sleep at night because of you...
by StealthHunter777 July 25, 2018

by averageextremist May 6, 2024
