Eternity

The amount of time between when you cum and when she leaves.

After I finished banging Sarah, I writhed in eternity until she finally stopped talking and left.

by ReligiouslyAthiest March 8, 2016

Eden Prairie

a city full of stuck up rich kids. a suburb of minneapolis, nuff said. teens in E.P are usually arrogant spoiled brats that mooch off of their parents paycheck, and use cell phones and ipods as a status symbol.think that they are tough just cuz they lift weights, when in realty, they wouldn't last 2 days in some of the rougher parts in minneapolis.

Eden Prairie population: 95% white, 1% black, 1% east african,3% latino

by with all due respect,,,,not January 26, 2011

Eternal Duel

The act of going into the ED Chat Room and being as gross and foul-mouthed as humanly possible.

Did you see that? Foamy totally Eternal Dueled that wicked dump!

by The Reaper069 April 13, 2010

Eternity

Endless amount of time. Never ending.

Do you think the world will last for eternity?

by SnOwY98 April 4, 2018

bog of eternal stench

A couch that reaks of feces and dead babies.

If you go to Pat's make sure not to sit on the Bog of Eternal Stench or you will stink for a lifetime.

by MC Gusto April 27, 2006

Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl

A holy day that has been created to pay tribute to the most beautiful plant on earth, the holy herb, the beloved ganja, more commonly known as marijuana or cannabis.
You might be thinking, "but wait, there already is a holiday for that, 420." True, but wouldn't you agree that such a wondrous thing deserves to be celebrated more than just once a year, not to mention, perhaps on a day that is not also Hitler's birthday (4/20/1889)? Nevertheless, 420 is an amazing, exciting weed holiday around the world, we back that up whole heartedly. Just saying, it's about time for a fresher more epic holiday to give justice to where it is due.

The Holy Chronicals is nothing casual. It is a commitment to celebrating cannabis culture. Every 9/9 no matter the time or place, grab your fellow ganja lovers, bring your piece of destiny (dope piece), get some holy shit (best weed around), pack the eternal bowl (fattest bowl you can find), and pass that shit to your buddy to the left. Get high, meditate, laugh your ass off, and thank the ganja. Time will bring about several changes in life, yet the beauty of Mary Jane and friendship is timeless.

History: the holiday was officially started on 09.09.09 (precursor had taken place the previous year on 08.08.08) at LBC Longboard Circle also known as Stoner Circle, by three stoked stoners in a small town in Irvine, CA.

MI: Happy Holy Chronicals and the Eternal Bowl!
NP: Pack the Eternal Bowl
BN: Smoke some Holy shit
and get high as fuck. We Love Weed.

by mellowyellow999 September 10, 2009

Edren

That super swag friend B)

Edren is so swag

by lumpyfrog February 5, 2021