I saw 9 dolphins

This is the phrase one uses when another party in a conversation makes a dirty joke and one doesn't get it.

It originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (Seen on 9 Dolphins Rum Bottles)

The picture was used to test a Psychological property in children. Research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory association with such a scenario. Therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.

Jessie: "I can't believe you gave me DIET PEPSI you asshole!"

Ryan: "Oh c'mon man its not that big a deal."

Jessie: "Yes it is! I'm Phenylketonuric! I can't have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and I can't sleep! It was an awful night!"

Ryan: "Oh shit. Dude I'm sorry, I didn't realize."

Jessie: "And I had to cancel my date cuz of you!"

Ryan: "Why? Cuz of Muscle spasms? That sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. Just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine."

Ryan & Jessie burst out laughing

Malcolm: "..."

Ryan: "Get it Malcolm? Like a washing machine!"

Malcolm: "No dude, I saw 9 dolphins. What's a washing machine have to do with you making Jessie sick?"

by Baked Wordsmith October 12, 2011

White dolphin

When a guy gets a blowjob in the hot tub underwater after taking a hit off the crackpipe.

Chaz was the benefactor of a white dolphin the other night.

by lethalvilledotnet March 30, 2009

black dolphin

a person of African descent who is naturally inclined towards sports.

Darnell was such an all-star that all the team mates considered him a black dolphin.

by Elkayz May 16, 2008

Dolphin Style

When you and your lover hook up under water and have mad sex in the delicious weightness underwater kingdom. Dolphin world is one place where you can have a lot of hot sex with cheerleaders dolphin style. Most people do dolphin style in a nice cool pool, in the dark. Best sex position ever.

Me and Jenny hooked up after the swim practise for some mad dolphin style. We both went down to the bottom of the pool and she spread her legs and I gave her some mad dolphin lovin'

by WeinerCross January 5, 2009

angry dolphin

While copulating a la doggie style position shaft at ladie friends anal wall and proceed to probe until met by a shrill 'uh-uh uh-uh' in a high pitched dolphin esque voice while she arches her back from the pain shaking her head.

I was met by the angry dolphin when trying to ass-fuck Bobbi-Sue.

by Zapco & Cahco & Jthco & Mwvco January 4, 2004

Dolphins

Nickname for the Submarine Warfare Pin in the US Navy. Earned after a NUB completes the near impossible task of his ship's qual card.

Holloway: I finally earned my dolphins after three boards.

Chief: It's about fuckin time nub!

by ET2(SS) January 22, 2011

DOLPHIN TITS

Where a ladies nipples are in a downward motion at an almost 30 degree angle. Providing ease of tit ejaculation that provides an even sprinkler effect to young offspring. This also comes in handy when your partner's peforming a well known "tit wank" as the milk sprays in their ball sack providing a moist cushioning to what should be suspected as later intercourse. I hope you've enjoyed reading daJHDICTIONARYOFLUV.

H: hey J, your tits are lookin pretty dolphinised today
J: Why thankyou, me and my partner needed a change, he said his balls were always aching and dry
and of course my offsrping were hungry.
H: wow i wish i had dolphin tits!

by JJDOLPHINNUMBER2 January 20, 2011