desert stick

A chapped d**k

Put Lotion on your desert stick.

by Anonomiss December 20, 2013

desert turtle

A turtle that lives in the desert

Look at that desert turtle!

by Smartypants79 August 15, 2015

desert truffle

The pubic hairs of an incredibly pale-skinned individual.

Yo, Jack over there has some serious desert truffle!

by MilkyDefinitions December 23, 2016

Desert dime

A fine ass women who lives in the desert

I showed my boy a picture of a women I met that lives in Arizona he says "ohh you found one of those desert dimes"

by Yngchosn January 21, 2017

Desert throat

When a girl is parched, has no spit left in her mouth and attempts to give a man oral sex.

"This bitch Alexa almost gave me desert throat last night. I told her I would not partake until she drank some water"

by slanrag April 21, 2017

Desert Castle

A desert castle is what terrorist(s) create in middle eastern countries to hide out. These castles are made up of nothing more than rocks, random pieces of metal, and garbage.

American Soldier 1: Where do you think the terrorist are hiding? American Soldier 2: Probably hiding in one of those desert castles in the middle of nowhere.

by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

OMG she had the worst desert hamburger.

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017