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cuddle minus

less than full cuddling. Essentiallly, partial cuddling with no full attention by the cuddler and/or cuddlee. Example: Cuddler is spooning the cuddlee however the cuddler is also checking Facebook, email, youtube videos, surfing the internet while doing so. Cuddlee can be napping, half awake, and also doing cuddle minus as well. LOL
I want to cuddle with you, but I also need to check email cuz I don't have time. Can we do cuddle minus? Cuddle minus is better than no cuddle at all :)
by One eye doc July 11, 2014
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corpse cuddling

A derogatory expression for the cynical act on the part of a politician of visiting the relatives of a recently deceased person in order to express his or her sympathy.

Corpse cuddling is meaningless unless there is a full media continent present to record the visit as a photo and soundbite opportunity that will be broadcast on the evening news.

Ideally the deceased is either a "typical" member of the community or someone in the emergency services e.g. a paramedic who died in unusual circumstances. The objective of corpse cuddling is to win public support for the politician by portraying this person as someone having deep human empathy and who is "in touch" with "ordinary" citizens.

Also known as shroud waving.
In a blatant act of corpse cuddling, embattled Senator Aegis visited the widow and children of Thomas Brown who recently lost his life when the power company mistakenly cut the electricity powering his life support system.
by Trowzerkoff September 9, 2011
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Netflix and Cuddle

When you go over to your boyfriend/girlfriends house to ONLY watch Netflix and cuddle. NO SEX.
Me and Madison are going to Netflix and cuddle since she’s on her period.
by anonymous October 29, 2020
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Croatian Cuddle

When a couple scissors each other while watching reality tv
Hey babe - it's time for a croatian cuddle
by eruboner July 15, 2018
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Cuddle Curves

When a girl/guy has extra fat on the hips/thighs that makes cuddling comfy
That girl has cuddle curves, I love to hug her(:
by hellomyhoney December 24, 2009
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Smudge Cuddling

Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.
by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020
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Stasi Cuddles

Just the best cuddles in the world... they can't be explained or quantified.
Charlie "Oh ma gosh, I am so lucky to get Stasi cuddles."

Stasi, "yep, i'm the best."
by samisgay123 October 10, 2014
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