A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.
Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!
by ninezero1 February 25, 2020
by ChickenNuggetsBro June 18, 2017
the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024
Michael: Hello, David. I was thinking we could watch a movie tonight and maybe later do some cucumber fencing.
David: Lets just skip the movie and go straight to the fencing!
Michael: I guess we can do that
David: Lets just skip the movie and go straight to the fencing!
Michael: I guess we can do that
by Nick Jackelson April 01, 2014
by Coralface June 10, 2023
Means doing sweet fuck all.
by Old Mate Andy June 27, 2018
A sexual act consisting of covering your partner's body in food, striping naked. Once this is done, you begin to eat the food from your partner's body till you feel the need to have a bm, continue to eat as you bm along your partner's body. Continue this way till the food is gone and your partner is covered in your bm. This comes from the referance that the aquatic sea cucumber spends it's entire life doing nothing but eating and pooping.
by Rev. Fatty McFatfat June 10, 2014