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burnt cucumber

The opposite of being a cool cucumber. It’s when you are being a weird dum dum of a person
You are acting like a burnt cucumber
by GianaDaBanana December 26, 2019
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cucumbing

An action of shoving a cucumber up into a person's ass
"Spill the information now or I'm gonna start cucumbing you!"
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.
by Cucumber Call Center July 31, 2019
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to cucumber

To cucumber someone is not an easy feat
by Meduza June 21, 2017
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Muddled cucumber

Results when you take a large penis in your mouth and it ends up smushed
Muddled cucumbers make for bad date nights
by LilT666 February 11, 2022
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cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus
Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?
by Wannabe BC August 27, 2016
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cucumber

A green long shaped sausage that tastes like veggies but females use it to please their cats.
Emma: Do you have a sausage I need to satisfy my pussy (cat)

Emily: No but I have cucumber instead. *hands cucumber*

Emma: Thanks this will definitely satisfy my pussy and my it wet.
by Huntdok January 5, 2022
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cucumber

its a wierd greenthing
what the fickity frick is that cucumber
by dqweuilfuiui;gweui;fgwei;ugf January 15, 2024
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