Oatmeal creampie

When you cum inside a person over the age of 65

I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie

by DollFace07 March 17, 2023

Buffalo creampie

The act of hog tying a female during intercourse and pouring buffalo sauce all over her, you, and two others; then jizzing in all of her holes.

Person 1: Yo dude, did you have fun last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, I can’t believe she let us Buffalo Creampie her!

by Durk December 2, 2023

Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)

So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.

by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022

National Creampie Day

On this day any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.

Marcus: Happy National Creampie Day

Tiffany: what do you mean

Marcus: it means I get to fold you like a pretzel all day today.

by Marcus502 November 18, 2024

creampie

A layer of thick cruster filled with whipped cream.What you were expecting a porno definition?Get a glass of holy water to wash away your horniness.

Giorno:Hey guys I bought 7 creampies to prepare ourselves against the fight against the boss who wants som-
Abbacchio:Y A K A M A S H I YOU HORNY PERSO-
Giorno:Gold Experience give Abbacchio a new-not-horny brain so he knows what creampie means.

by 九条定文 August 1, 2021

pilsbury creampie

When you cum inside a can of pilsbury dough and then feed it to your family.

“Wow dad that breakfast was delicious!”
“Thanks, it was a Pilsbury creampie”

by Duronomous bosch August 25, 2021

Sasquatch creampie

When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling

My girlfriend didn’t shave last week so I gave her a Sasquatch creampie

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024