Someone who does something that contradicts everything they stand for but you can’t hate them for it because honestly it was really badass.
Me: You wanna hang later?
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.
by BaddSpelur November 1, 2019

by Bryanisyummy November 15, 2020

A political Ninja who has knives hidden in the paws. They assassinate any political enemies and are high on meth
Person 1: did you hear about the debate?
Person 2: sure did, can’t believe one of the presidential candidates hired a Communist Cat.
Person 1: Crazy I know!
Person 2: sure did, can’t believe one of the presidential candidates hired a Communist Cat.
Person 1: Crazy I know!
by Comedic Orange July 27, 2021

For Americans: absolutely anyone who opposes your opinion in any shape way or form.
For Russians: a title given to someone who should be kept alive
For Russians: a title given to someone who should be kept alive
1) "Cereal is a soup you dirty Communist!'
2) "We arrested a suspicious guy at the local bread stand, luckily he was a communists"
2) "We arrested a suspicious guy at the local bread stand, luckily he was a communists"
by ISU-152 December 14, 2021

by Mr. Makuniru January 28, 2016

1. A political movement that distributed wealth amongst all citizens, preventing social hierarchy.
Most famously seen in the USSR, and modern China. The concept was invented by Karl Marx, and was described in his book "The Communist Manifesto".
2. A buzzword used in the 1960s by Americans, used to describe something you didn't like. Due to a collision of freedom of thought, and the tensions with the USSR in the east
Most famously seen in the USSR, and modern China. The concept was invented by Karl Marx, and was described in his book "The Communist Manifesto".
2. A buzzword used in the 1960s by Americans, used to describe something you didn't like. Due to a collision of freedom of thought, and the tensions with the USSR in the east
1. "The communist Chinese movement, the People's Republic of China, lead by Mao Zedong defeated the Republic of China, who fled to Taiwan"
2. "That new neighbor, Susie, is so communist"
"All this fake news is communist."
2. "That new neighbor, Susie, is so communist"
"All this fake news is communist."
by CashMoneyY'all January 4, 2021

A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.
“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023
