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Ten Commandments of Dating

1. Thou shalt not date friends of friends

2. Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary

3. Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case.

4. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them

5. Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals

6. Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner.

7. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective

8. Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways

9. Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges.

10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied
Translation of the Ten Commandments of Dating

1. dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward

2. its pretty tactless and impersonal

3. Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way

4. Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated

5. Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people.

6. infidelity is a dick move

7. (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT

8. poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs.

9. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred.

10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one.
by Greengiant 894 April 30, 2010
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Commando Whore

The term used when someone in MW2 uses the Commando perk to run through your bullets and shank you.
That stupid noob lunged 30 feet and knifed me, that damn commando whore!
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Comandeer

To take, steal, snatch, or generally claim as your own.
EN: i'm going to comandeer your wallet
RLYN: aw shit my wallet!
by EN STVNS March 3, 2004
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Adirondack Commando

An elite group of mountain men who are assigned many missions within the Adirondack Mountains in New York State. Sometimes missions draw this team as far south as Key West, Florida. This brave force of men help maintain world peace by purging the world of iniquity. Men want to kill them; women want to kill for them.
I have always wished to be selected into the ACCF so that I too one day could join the ranks of the elite Adirondack Commandos.
by Records Keeper August 11, 2006
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Command Economy

When the government, or a big party, controls the market leaving all businesses ruined. It also ruins everyones free will to buy what they want at a certain price.
When Jagex added Grand Exchange to Runescape; allowing them to control all prices and disallow freedom which is also known as Command Economy(Definition by Dwarf Fight3)
by Dwarf Fight3 January 20, 2009
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Ghetto Commandment

The commandment that a ganster follow while he lives. They say there are 10 commandments that change in writing, but not meaning.
"If thou are a bitch, ye shall not breathe" is a ghetto commandment which means to man up.
by IIsword April 7, 2010
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commandoflauge

Is the art of freeballing it while wearing army style pants.
John:Look at Bob, he is always wearing Army pants.

Peter: He never wears undies either, I used to be his room mate.
John: So he is going Commandoflauge then?
by Cheffy 71 October 28, 2013
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