cob

hairstyle: a cross between a crop and a bob. can also be called a crob.

"I've just had a cob."

"I've just been cobbed."

"Wow. I love your new cob. It really suits you."

by cobber May 14, 2013

COB

Male:crusty old bastard
Female:crusty old bitch

Hey look at that cob

by May 26, 2021

Cob

Short for the Australian term cobber, meaning friend or mate.

"G'day, Cob, how the kids?

by Australian Language Guide November 23, 2023

California Corn Cob

When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.

“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”

by Augustguy10 February 19, 2021

Cob Jobbler

Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.

Hey the Cob Jobbler’s pulling in right now what’s he going to fuck up today?

by King Willy IV March 07, 2024

Cob Corning

Masturbating with poop in your hand.

I got bored last night, so I spent some time cob corning.

by December 01, 2024

COB Sally

n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!

Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020