Web of Cob

any replicated variety of a spider’s Cob Web

During the Hallo’s of Ween, I decorate my house with a multitude of Web of Cob.

by Horizonogre November 8, 2019

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Off the cob

Similar to off the chain, off the hook, but can also be used as off the cuff or out of left field.

This party is wack, it’s really off the cob.

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Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.

by cobgirl123 October 1, 2022

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n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!

Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020

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Virgin Corn on the cob

You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels

"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"

by BlueGemini January 24, 2024

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