Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance
"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"
by granny clay December 04, 2017
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butt clay

Jimmy did your mom buy this its not playdoh its butt clay
by Hdjdhsbqbkedi December 12, 2016
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clay collins

Homecoming Queen.
Prom Queen.
Omega Chi sweetheart, and something nice to look at.
That’s Clay Collins.
i’m not gay im just in love with you clay collins
by claycollins August 07, 2021
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White Stained Clay

A type of hard material used by relatively unknown players to relieve pain and inducing drowsiness, stupor, or insensibility. When saturated with water the material will become sticky and affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegally.
"Dude I heard Nogons is selling White Stained Clay these days on his server.

"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
by i'm not proud of this July 12, 2021
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White Stained Clay

A type of hard material used by relatively unknown players to relieve pain and inducing drowsiness, stupor, or insensibility. When saturated with water the material will become sticky and affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegally.
"Dude I heard Nogons is selling White Stained Clay these days on his server.

"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
by i'm not proud of this July 12, 2021
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Clay hickey

A badass who is better at life then you. He also fucked you bitch and isn't sorry.
by Josephthekidwhoshitinabox June 28, 2019
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Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.
Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.
by Saltyseadog75 August 02, 2018
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