Christina

Looks like a bitch and is a bitch. It's made up for with her massive whale cock tho

Everybody's got to at least meet a Christina.

by CCHHRRIISSTTIINNAAAA November 23, 2021

Christina

Long greasy hair, big alien eyes. Forked tongue, soulless. Loves drugs and doing wrong. But will protect the mask she wears at all cost.

You can tell when she is lying because she will be talking. Is with her bf for the family money.

Abandoned her kid for a man, bc she can't do anything on her own. Professional victim. Thief.

If she owes you money, she's in Florida.

Hey Christina!

by Truthcowboy November 23, 2022

Christina Aguilera

The best vocalist in history. Comes complete with great lyrics, pretty face, and even a really pretty name! Makes Britney Spears look talentless and psychotic ... cuz, well she is!
(sorry, britney lovers, its just the truth.)

"Wow, have you heard Britney Spears sing? She's the best!"

"Obviously, you haven't heard Christina Aguilera sing. You poor thing."

by Jessikiaa(xtinafan) January 28, 2009

Dirty Christina

When you are having sex, you hop off, fart in his face, and hop back on like nothing happened.

Yesterday, I gave Jack a dirty Christina to his face.

by Fowl foul June 8, 2021

Christina

Christina is a little miss sassy pants! She tells you what is on her mind. She may be short but do not let that fool you! She may seem like a nice person, but looks can and are deceiving! She has a demonic side and voice that usually comes out when she is out playing tennis. However, that is not all she has to offer. She is a great friend that can never be replaced! She is intelligent, caring, and overall a great person to be around! If you need an old movie watching buddy she is one you want to hang with! If that is not enough to top it off she is a bookworm! She enjoys reading and then watching the distorted movies based on the books! There is no one quite like her!

Liliana, Thuyvi, and many more are truly fortunate to have a friend like Christina!

by FloorsVeyetwoeyeChrustTIEnah October 16, 2013

Christina

Christina; a rare species of beautiful women located in Austria. Highly flexible and tooth-achingly sweet. If you happen to come across a Christina be careful, they'll have your heart from the get go. Warning; makes you highly aware of your hormones.

Person 1; Did you see that Christina?
Person 2; Yes, I'm gonna put a ring on that

by bornNbredBrit April 23, 2013

christina aguilera

a whore with an amazing voice.

it seems like is written in her forehead
"I WANT TO FUCK TILL YOU BLOW YOUR
BRAINS OUT"

but hell yeah, she sings a lot.

by fakehappykid December 10, 2004