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Chronic Caps Lock disease 

the act of over use of caps, making the victim feel threatened, when in fact they are simply hyperactive.
NOT FAWN OVER BOOB ARMOR GIRL... i'm not, just Chronic Caps lock disease, sigh.

Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome 

Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome is where you cant find a charming, sweet, and romantic guy and all you can find are losers!
Nichole: Why can't I find someone special!!!
Friend: I think you have chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome!
Nichole: FML....

chronic thyroidism 

When the sack of weed in your pocket so heavy you pimp walk like you’re on steroids.
That dude think he's so cool, just 'cause he got weed, walking like he got chronic thyroidism.

Chronic Migraine 

Basically a Migraine but ongoing, possibly forever, and some times you'll get the lucky days where you don't have a Migraine then be crying in the darkness on the floor the next day.
It drains the person mentally, physically and emotionally, so please Do Not Disturb.
''I feel like I'm dying from the inside''
''Why?''
''I'm a Chronic Migraine sufferer.

chronic womanhood pain

Pain that occurs during menstruation.
Symptoms include:
Cramps
Pelvic pain
Backache
Joint or muscle pain
Headache or migraine
Fatigue accompanied by pain
Abdominal bloating that causes pain
Breast tenderness
I am experiencing chronic womanhood pain.

Chronic de la Chronic 

Any references to chronic marijuana
Yo my nigga i got that chronic de la chronic. hit me up if your looking to chief. peace out my nigga.