A alternative to original Skittles. They are all different shades of brown and could be mistaken for little turds if your vision is horrible.
"I just had some of those new Chocolate Skittles."
"No way man how were they?"
"It was almost like I was being mouth raped by candy."
"Eww that bird just shat on my car."
"Dude those are Chocolate Skittles."
"Oh true."
"Maybe I should be driving."
"No way man how were they?"
"It was almost like I was being mouth raped by candy."
"Eww that bird just shat on my car."
"Dude those are Chocolate Skittles."
"Oh true."
"Maybe I should be driving."
by PatrickBeatNick November 30, 2009
Get the Chocolate Skittlesmug. The opposite of a chocolate lover. Person who claims to love chocolate, but doesn't eat it because they may get fat.
by AdamJak December 9, 2014
Get the Chocolate Liarmug. Whilst partner is behind you they place a finger in the bum, and the same time reaches round and masterbates the male penis.
Laura put a finger up Davies bum and took hold of his penis. She then simentously slide finger in and out whilst pulling his chappy playing the chocolate trombone.
by deviant irishman April 26, 2014
Get the chocolate trombonemug. The act of sitting on a black mans dick, faceing his feet and moving side to side as if you were sledding while uncontrollably shitting.
by NutterFlutter October 2, 2014
Get the chocolate sledmug. by sept1c_slice December 18, 2020
Get the Chocolate Glizzymug. When the black husband is fucking his white wife, he pulls out and accidentally shoots his whole load into his wife’s fuck hole. It’s like making chocolate milk, you mix the chocolate sauce into the white milk and you get chocolate milk. He gave her a chocolate milky.
by JRLo20 December 14, 2018
Get the Chocolate Milkymug. by The charming text March 10, 2015
Get the Chocolate Armmug.