Glitter Cannon

A circle-jerk involving 5 or more guys with a girl either sitting or laying in the middle, receiving the cum all over her body, making her sparkle.

Dude, did you hear about Brittany?

Yea, she took a full glitter cannon to the face. She was shining from here to china.

by GBOA January 10, 2010

trouser cannon

The male reproductive organ, also known as a penis.

That trouser cannon was so big, it scared my vagina!

by arcansenal April 15, 2008

Noob Cannon

A big green sniper rifle which dosent require skill or advanced aiming ability to kill with.

I'm a n00b and need an AWM to kill

by Mickie M March 12, 2004

Herpes Cannon

A woman that knowingly spreads herpes to as many guys as she can.

My ex girlfriend is s herpes cannon

by Budadoo2 April 3, 2011

Man Cannon

slang for the word penis. about 6-12 inches long.

eh bro, did you smush that chick last night? yeah i used my man cannon to also blow my load all over her titties while she was getting ready to call it a night.

by da coolest guy ever August 19, 2010

Yellow Cannon

An erect penis with urine stream. Frequently occurs while trying to urinate with morning wood.

Leonard: "I tried destroying my yellow cannon this morning by thinking of a fat chick with multiple rolls but it didn't work."

Roger: "So what happened?"

Leonard: "I got urine on the toilet seat and had to clean it up."

by Willis Baylock, Earl of Wright January 24, 2010

Nick Cannon

Unfaithful and birthed half the country

Man, this dude is a Nick Cannon, he got 7 baby mamas bro.

by Keep it in your pants September 30, 2022