by Cityofengland12 April 18, 2018
Get the Ear Cancermug. by Hottub169 April 29, 2019
Get the Skanky Cancermug. Obama Cancer is an deadly cancer that makes you die in 0.00000001 picosecond! it is very insane and if you survived Obama Cancer the luck chance of it to survive it is 0.1 percent chance! and it is almost impossible to survive and if you survive you will get Obama’s Bad Luck and get unlimited bad lucks
the chance to get it is 100 percent chance also why is it 100 percent because when you hate obama you get obama cancer but if you love obama you get Obama’s good luck
the chance to get it is 100 percent chance also why is it 100 percent because when you hate obama you get obama cancer but if you love obama you get Obama’s good luck
Examples
1. That dude got obama cancer for hating obama
2. He think he can beat obama but he got Obama Cancer
1. That dude got obama cancer for hating obama
2. He think he can beat obama but he got Obama Cancer
by ChildEater6964202121 February 9, 2023
Get the Obama Cancermug. My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
Person: *Opens na noor* do you have lung cancer?
Walter: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
Walter: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
by Fortnite Rule 34 June 8, 2023
Get the Lung Cancermug. a machine found in most doctor offices that blasts a concentrated beam of high power X-ray radiation at you for a solid ten minutes giving you cancer.
patient: hey doc can I take a trip to the cancer enhancer?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?
by Romanfowl September 1, 2020
Get the Cancer Enhancermug. by cancer dancer January 9, 2019
Get the Cancer dancermug. usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english
by puritard November 5, 2018
Get the Cancer mousemug.