Burrito-beato

When you masturbate while holding a chaulpa.

Brb guys, I gotta go to the Taco Bell bathroom for a burrito-beato

by Captpan6 June 2, 2022

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Greasy Burrito

A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl

I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.

by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 28, 2018

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Burrito Baptism

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.

Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.

by 3/5 man September 11, 2019

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burrito anime

Anime that we designed specifically for the Mexican / Spanish people.

Guy 1: Hey, can't wait for next weeks episode of Naruto to come out.

Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't watch burrito anime.

by Sebastian Iskra June 3, 2016

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(noun)

An intimate move involving:

Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth

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Greasy Taquito (noun)

Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.

"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"

"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"

by toasty3000 March 23, 2017

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