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Brendan

The most humble, handsome, sexy, funny, rich, and down to earth guy. Huge massive cock. Very fuckable and suckable. Amazing at everything, bad at nothing, everyone either wants him or wants to be him.
Dude there goes Brendan, what a handsome dude, i’m straight but like… if i was a girl… i’d let him hit.

Oh M G there is Brendan walking down the hall, i want to fuck him so bad he’s so so hot. I’d let him ruin me and my life.
by masterqueef87 March 11, 2025
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Brendan

Brendan is the alternative spelling of Brandon and this definition exists only because of the instagram trend.
"Brendan? Oh you mean Brandon?"

B: "Oh man i couldn't find my name on urban dictionary."
A: "What's your name?"
B: "Brandon but like, Brendan"
A: "Hold my beer, bReNdAn"
by Icantbenamed November 22, 2021
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gio and brendan and george

the three stooges of the 21st century. a very ugly bunch. shreky as hell. DONKAY!!
donkay? u mean gio and brendan and george?”
by donkay poop November 24, 2021
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Brendan

Fuck Brendan he’s a terrible person
by Tagzyy May 24, 2023
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Brendan

A gay term for Brandon. Brendan is the exact opposite. You might fall in love but most of them are transgender.
Girl: omg is that Brendan
Boy: yea he don’t like you he likes me
Girl: you gay for Brendan
by Nicolastheasshole May 29, 2023
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Brendan

He is tall and handsome, some people have crush on him
Smiles alot, even when he says "No"
Loves football
Stands out even when he tries to blend in
Brendan loves football and dreams of playing it one day, saying he's good at dribbling.
He keeps smiling and laughing even when he means it
by Youstanz June 9, 2023
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Dirty Brendan

A very cool and hot and funny and cool person with a fully functional penis.
Wow dirty Brendan’s penis works so well like it gets hard and everything
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