Brendan Kell

an annoying guy that:
a) doesn’t know how to drive a car and has been pulled over by the cops
b) scratches the car
c) sucks at fortnite

person a: yo why is that guy so bad at fortnite?
person b: idk he somehow managed to blow himself up.
person a: oh i know it’s brendan kell

person b: ahhh that makes sense.

by imoyyy July 13, 2018

Dirty Brendan

A very cool and hot and funny and cool person with a fully functional penis.

Wow dirty Brendan’s penis works so well like it gets hard and everything

by DefinitelyNotBrendanItsNotMe June 18, 2023

Brendan

Great at fitting toys up his hole

Look it’s Brendan and his ms incredible looking ass hole

by IHateBrendan1 January 30, 2022

Brendan

Quiet, studious guy. He is quiet ambiverted and is a little to no-talk type of guy. Yes, of course he is loud and unserious with his friends, but Brendan is the type of guy who is VERY extroverted once hyped up. He will sing, yell, and maybe even talk to a lot more people than usual. Other than that, his brown-ish black-ish hair is always fluffy and washed well.

"He's so quiet around me, but so loud around you!"
"Oh, Brendan?"

by urmomisvhot November 28, 2021

Brendan

A guy that usually in the back ground, occasionally in the spot light. Is hard on himself and his actions, but has a kind loving heart. Can play on multiple instruments and try’s his best at each of them. When he says he cares about someone he means he’ll be there for them no matter what. Is a loyal friend, and never shares a secret unless they’re in danger. Tries his best to put others before himself. Doesn’t like talking about himself too often. Talks to girls quite easily. Girls overlook him often, but is a good friend to talk to. Is fun and not very difficult to talk to after getting to know him.

Brendan is a very caring talented young man who is great to be with.

by He’s kind December 3, 2018

Brendan

Spoiled white privileged Christian.

Dan: Did you see Brendan Today?

Alan: Yes, he was going to church

by Name a Christian November 5, 2017

brendan christenson

a young ambitious rune scape addict, that enjoys spending time with mexicans and dogs t hat are named bern. Likes long walks on the beach and romantic strolls through the gardens of rivendale

Bern that was so sick dog, i just killed that 72 warlock! oh i know brendan christenson you pwnd that n00b

by rylee christenson September 2, 2011