Dirty Brendan

A very cool and hot and funny and cool person with a fully functional penis.

Wow dirty Brendan’s penis works so well like it gets hard and everything

by DefinitelyNotBrendanItsNotMe June 18, 2023

Brendan

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.

Mmmmmmmm Brendan’s around
Every girl ever: i’m boutta bust on site

by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021

brendan conover

good person that I love cus yea :)

person: hey did you hear about brendan conover?
me: yea he’s a really good person I love him <3

by hidden person June 14, 2021

brendan hagan

He goes to holy cross and he gets zero bitches.

Hey Tyee uk that faggot down there, I think his name is Brendan Hagan.

by Allah I akbar February 10, 2018

brendan

he is a dick he likes to hit on guys and he also has very many boyfriends

how look a brendan hitting on another guy

by jeremiah sayan March 7, 2019

Brendan

A extremely hot guy every girl is attracted to him his hair is so amazing he has every quality that a girl would look for his dick is 11.5 inches he is not very smart but a mad cunt also very sporty and the best and fittest in the whole class.

Brendan’s dick is so big I might suck it later

by Fletcher is a cunt August 25, 2019

Brendan

Brendan is a very sexy man. Always a ginger and has a massive penis. He is very shy when it comes to girls though, even though they are wet just at the presence of him being in the room. When he finally gets the courage to talk to girl, they usually have a very high snap score and never get around to opening his texts.

Brendan struggles with girls. He has trouble getting over his exes. Brendan LOVES pubic hair on his women and likes to get head in the car. Brendan is an overall great friend, very loyal, and likes to have a great night when alcohol is involved. Brendan can crush 16 drinks in one night.

Brendan is such a cool guy, you need to have him in your life.

Last night Brendan ate my pubes.

by Mountainman34 February 1, 2022