Beat Test

Masterbating to to see if you really have feelings for a girl or you just want to have sex with her.

Yeah man, I wasn't really surprised when Brittany didn't pass the beat test. Never even replied to her text after I bust.

by Swole D-bag December 27, 2014

Juicy beat

to express ones good experience after intimacy or masturbation.

"Damn... she was a juicy beat"
Or
"wow ... that was a juicy beat"

by Project_2209 January 14, 2019

beat the buffet

A system of tactics that allow you to take full advantage of any 'all you can eat' buffet. As described by Howard, in channel 4 sitcom Fresh Meat. The plan is as follows:

1. Positioning: close to the buffet. Minimising plate travel and ensuring prime position for refills.

2. The first round: just one of each item. This is the introductory taster plate; we don't want to waste stomach space on non-tasty items.

3. Round 2: maximise high value items eg. prawns, over low value bulk foods such as rice or noodle. Remember the aim is not to have a satisfying meal out, the aim is to beat the buffet.

4. When you feel like you can't eat anymore: bring out the transporter. *Proceeds to tip a large plate of noodle into a rucksack lined with a plastic bag.

by thegrandmaster98 December 19, 2011

Beat travelling

(1) The activity you are doing when you realize that somewhere (away) great music is played and you go there (the one who 'beat travelled' and has found the music will often dance with all his travel gear with him). (2) Looking for the (music) beat. (3) Travel around the country/the world to find the greatest music (beats).

Man 1: "Yo man, where ya lookin' for?"
Man 2: "I'm lookin' for the music. I'm beat travelling!"

by ThomDidymus December 18, 2011

Beat Saber

The base game is fun and the community is great, however a good majority of the ranked beat saber community are femboys, and never go outside

Friend 1: hey, I just started playing ranked maps on beat saber

Friend 2: oh nice, make sure to be careful tho, you’re at risk of becoming a femboy now

Friend 1: what? No you’re crazy

*3 weeks later*

Friend 1: shit you were right

by Your wise grandpa August 26, 2021

beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

by Someone August 2, 2003

Beat Navy

USMA slang. Euphenism for the act of masterbation. Can also substitute pretty much any other college in place of Annapolis i.e. "Beat Air Force!" or "Beat Texas!"

P - "Beat Navy, Sir!"
F - "Don't forget to wash your hands."

***

P - "Man, I barely have enough time to do homework, let alone Beat Navy every now and then."

by Mavrck October 16, 2008